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Tex-Mex Pizza Roundup: Ten Homemade Pizzas, Y'all!

Chef making Pizzas

Howdy, partners! Get ready to wrangle up some mighty fine pizzas with a Tex-Mex twist. We're talkin' ten different pies, each with its own unique flavor, all made from scratch. And don't you worry none, we'll keep it soy-free and use natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup. Let's get cookin'!

I. The Dough, Partner (Makes enough for 2 regular pizzas or 4 small):

A. Classic Crust (Approx. 300 calories per slice, 30g carbs):

Ingredients:

* 3 1/2 cups (420g) all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting

* 1 packet (2 1/4 teaspoons) active dry yeast

* 1 1/2 cups (360ml) warm water (105-115°F)

* 2 tablespoons olive oil

* 1 teaspoon salt

* 1 tablespoon honey

Instructions:

1. Proof the Yeast: In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and honey in warm water. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until foamy.

2. Mix the Dough: Add olive oil and salt to the yeast mixture. Gradually add the flour, mixing until a shaggy dough forms.

3. Knead the Dough: Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead for 5-7 minutes, until smooth and elastic.

4. First Rise: Place the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, turning to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place for 1-1.5 hours, or until doubled in size.

5. Punch Down & Divide: Punch down the dough to release the air. Divide the dough in half (for 2 large pizzas) or into quarters (for 4 small pizzas).

6. Second Rise (Optional): For a more flavorful crust, let the divided dough rise again for 30 minutes.

B. Gluten-Free Crust (Approx. 250 calories per slice, 40g carbs):

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 cups (180g) gluten-free all-purpose flour blend (with xanthan gum)

* 1 packet (2 1/4 teaspoons) active dry yeast

* 1 1/4 cups (300ml) warm water (105-115°F)

* 1 tablespoon olive oil

* 1 teaspoon salt

* 1 tablespoon honey

* 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar

Instructions:

1. Proof the Yeast: In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and honey in warm water. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until foamy.

2. Mix the Dough: Add olive oil, salt, and apple cider vinegar to the yeast mixture. Gradually add the gluten-free flour blend, mixing until a smooth dough forms. The dough will be stickier than regular dough.

3. First Rise: Place the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, turning to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place for 45-60 minutes, or until slightly puffed up.

4. Shape the Dough: Gluten-free dough is harder to handle. Press the dough onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

5. Second Rise (Optional): Let the shaped dough rise again for 20 minutes.

II. The Sauces, Partner:

1. Classic Red Sauce: Use your favorite jarred or homemade red sauce. Add a pinch of smoked paprika for a Tex-Mex kick.

2. Roasted Garlic White Sauce: Roast a head of garlic (400°F for 45 minutes). Squeeze out the cloves and mash with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a touch of honey. Mix with ricotta cheese for a creamy white sauce.

3. BBQ Sauce: Use your favorite BBQ sauce.

4. Poblano Cream Sauce: Roast 2 poblano peppers until blackened. Peel off the skin, remove seeds, and blend with cream cheese, sour cream, lime juice, and cilantro.

III. The Toppings, Partner (For 10 different pizzas):

1. Cheese: Shredded mozzarella, cheddar, Monterey Jack, Pepper Jack

2. Meats: Cooked ground beef, shredded chicken, chorizo, bacon, pulled pork, steak

3. Veggies: Diced tomatoes, onions, bell peppers (red, green, yellow), jalapeños, corn, black beans, avocado (added after baking), pineapple, roasted garlic

4. Herbs & Spices: Cilantro, cumin, chili powder, smoked paprika, oregano, red pepper flakes

5. Other: Add pickled jalapeños to any pizza for extra heat! It’s gettin' hot, y’all!

IV. The Pizza Roundup: Ten Tex-Mex Creations:

1. Classic Tex-Mex: Red sauce, mozzarella, ground beef, onions, bell peppers, cheddar cheese.

2. Chicken Fajita: Poblano cream sauce, mozzarella, shredded chicken, onions, bell peppers, fajita seasoning.

3. BBQ Pulled Pork: BBQ sauce, mozzarella, pulled pork, red onion, cilantro.

4. Spicy Chorizo: Red sauce, mozzarella, chorizo, jalapeños, Monterey Jack cheese.

5. Bacon Cheeseburger: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, ground beef, bacon, cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes.

6. Pineapple Heat: Red sauce, mozzarella, ham, pineapple, jalapeños.

7. Black Bean Fiesta: Red sauce, mozzarella, black beans, corn, diced tomatoes, cilantro, Pepper Jack cheese. Top with avocado after baking.

8. Steak & Onion: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, steak, caramelized onions, blue cheese crumbles (optional).

9. Roasted Garlic Veggie: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, roasted garlic cloves, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms.

10. The "Everything But the Kitchen Sink": Red sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, ground beef, chicken, bacon, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, pineapple.

V. Cookin' Time, Partner:

1. Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 450°F (232°C). If you have a pizza stone, place it in the oven while it preheats.

2. Assemble the Pizzas: Roll out or press the dough to your desired thickness. Transfer to a baking sheet or pizza peel. Spread the sauce evenly over the dough. Add the cheese and toppings.

3. Bake: Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted and bubbly.

4. Cool & Serve: Let the pizza cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving.

VI. Servin' Suggestions, Partner:

* Serve with a side salad or coleslaw.

* Offer a variety of dipping sauces, such as ranch dressing, salsa, or guacamole.

* Pair with your favorite Tex-Mex beverages, like margaritas or iced tea.

Enjoy your Tex-Mex Pizza Roundup, y'all!

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