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Howdy, partners! Get ready to wrangle up some mighty fine pizzas with a Tex-Mex twist. We're talkin' ten different pies, each with its own unique flavor, all made from scratch. And don't you worry none, we'll keep it soy-free and use natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup. Let's get cookin'!
I. The Dough, Partner (Makes enough for 2 regular pizzas or 4 small):
A. Classic Crust (Approx. 300 calories per slice, 30g carbs):
Ingredients:
* 3 1/2 cups (420g) all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
* 1 packet (2 1/4 teaspoons) active dry yeast
* 1 1/2 cups (360ml) warm water (105-115°F)
* 2 tablespoons olive oil
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1 tablespoon honey
Instructions:
1. Proof the Yeast: In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and honey in warm water. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until foamy.
2. Mix the Dough: Add olive oil and salt to the yeast mixture. Gradually add the flour, mixing until a shaggy dough forms.
3. Knead the Dough: Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead for 5-7 minutes, until smooth and elastic.
4. First Rise: Place the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, turning to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place for 1-1.5 hours, or until doubled in size.
5. Punch Down & Divide: Punch down the dough to release the air. Divide the dough in half (for 2 large pizzas) or into quarters (for 4 small pizzas).
6. Second Rise (Optional): For a more flavorful crust, let the divided dough rise again for 30 minutes.
B. Gluten-Free Crust (Approx. 250 calories per slice, 40g carbs):
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 cups (180g) gluten-free all-purpose flour blend (with xanthan gum)
* 1 packet (2 1/4 teaspoons) active dry yeast
* 1 1/4 cups (300ml) warm water (105-115°F)
* 1 tablespoon olive oil
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1 tablespoon honey
* 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
Instructions:
1. Proof the Yeast: In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and honey in warm water. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until foamy.
2. Mix the Dough: Add olive oil, salt, and apple cider vinegar to the yeast mixture. Gradually add the gluten-free flour blend, mixing until a smooth dough forms. The dough will be stickier than regular dough.
3. First Rise: Place the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, turning to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place for 45-60 minutes, or until slightly puffed up.
4. Shape the Dough: Gluten-free dough is harder to handle. Press the dough onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.
5. Second Rise (Optional): Let the shaped dough rise again for 20 minutes.
II. The Sauces, Partner:
1. Classic Red Sauce: Use your favorite jarred or homemade red sauce. Add a pinch of smoked paprika for a Tex-Mex kick.
2. Roasted Garlic White Sauce: Roast a head of garlic (400°F for 45 minutes). Squeeze out the cloves and mash with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a touch of honey. Mix with ricotta cheese for a creamy white sauce.
3. BBQ Sauce: Use your favorite BBQ sauce.
4. Poblano Cream Sauce: Roast 2 poblano peppers until blackened. Peel off the skin, remove seeds, and blend with cream cheese, sour cream, lime juice, and cilantro.
III. The Toppings, Partner (For 10 different pizzas):
1. Cheese: Shredded mozzarella, cheddar, Monterey Jack, Pepper Jack
2. Meats: Cooked ground beef, shredded chicken, chorizo, bacon, pulled pork, steak
3. Veggies: Diced tomatoes, onions, bell peppers (red, green, yellow), jalapeños, corn, black beans, avocado (added after baking), pineapple, roasted garlic
4. Herbs & Spices: Cilantro, cumin, chili powder, smoked paprika, oregano, red pepper flakes
5. Other: Add pickled jalapeños to any pizza for extra heat! It’s gettin' hot, y’all!
IV. The Pizza Roundup: Ten Tex-Mex Creations:
1. Classic Tex-Mex: Red sauce, mozzarella, ground beef, onions, bell peppers, cheddar cheese.
2. Chicken Fajita: Poblano cream sauce, mozzarella, shredded chicken, onions, bell peppers, fajita seasoning.
3. BBQ Pulled Pork: BBQ sauce, mozzarella, pulled pork, red onion, cilantro.
4. Spicy Chorizo: Red sauce, mozzarella, chorizo, jalapeños, Monterey Jack cheese.
5. Bacon Cheeseburger: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, ground beef, bacon, cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes.
6. Pineapple Heat: Red sauce, mozzarella, ham, pineapple, jalapeños.
7. Black Bean Fiesta: Red sauce, mozzarella, black beans, corn, diced tomatoes, cilantro, Pepper Jack cheese. Top with avocado after baking.
8. Steak & Onion: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, steak, caramelized onions, blue cheese crumbles (optional).
9. Roasted Garlic Veggie: Roasted garlic white sauce, mozzarella, roasted garlic cloves, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms.
10. The "Everything But the Kitchen Sink": Red sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, ground beef, chicken, bacon, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, pineapple.
V. Cookin' Time, Partner:
1. Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 450°F (232°C). If you have a pizza stone, place it in the oven while it preheats.
2. Assemble the Pizzas: Roll out or press the dough to your desired thickness. Transfer to a baking sheet or pizza peel. Spread the sauce evenly over the dough. Add the cheese and toppings.
3. Bake: Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted and bubbly.
4. Cool & Serve: Let the pizza cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving.
VI. Servin' Suggestions, Partner:
* Serve with a side salad or coleslaw.
* Offer a variety of dipping sauces, such as ranch dressing, salsa, or guacamole.
* Pair with your favorite Tex-Mex beverages, like margaritas or iced tea.
Enjoy your Tex-Mex Pizza Roundup, y'all!

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